Now we're gonna pass the law of conservation of pink!

Good evening interwebs. I've found another page full of my lecture-time mannerisms. Bless the children who compile these.

http://web.media.mit.edu/~walter/mattuck.html

Here are a few of my favorites (granted I've forgotten about most of them) :

Is the microphone on? No? Shit! ...I guess it must be on.

If you give it to a particular chemist, and by chemist I mean a particular branch of MIT, probably all of MIT except the math department, they'd say, "What? There's no proof there!"

...boats that are smuggling drugs.

Some function of...er...daah!

Best,

Papa Mattuck